not for spring break idiots.

stop.

are you a freshman in college going on your first spring break? are you already drunk? then stop reading, as i have nothing to offer you, and you gross me out.

are you an adult? do you hold down a full time job? is getting drunk more work than its worth? then read on fellow mellow-



this blog is for those of you who are not the kind that think sand in your bikini bottom is a hazard of the 'experience'.



i'm making a list of the most mood boosting, spring break-y albums for grown ups. here goessssss.


1. hot hot heat- elevator (2005)
it's actually a really good album. i always sing along, and it runs the gamut of fun mildly different emotions.
song to start with-  'running out of time'


2. hanson- underneath (2004)
guys, hanson is really good now. like really, really, really insanely good. they make genius pop music that instantly puts anyone with ears in a fun, dance party mood.
song to start with - 'lost without each other'


3. talking heads - the best of talking heads (2004)
it is technically cheating to put a 'best of' album on here, but its just so flawless.
song to start with - 'girlfriend is better'


4. lauryn hill- the miseducation of lauryn hill (1998)
if you're a 90's child like me and you don't put this cd on every list you make you're bananas. i almost cannot function without it.
song to start with -' doo wop' DUH.


5. the format- dog problems (2006)
if you like FUN. but wish they were more ... fun.... look at the lead singers old band 'the format'. they have solid sound and witty lyrics.
song to start with- 'dog problems'


6. ben folds- rockin' the suburbs (2001)
this is so obvious its insane.
song to start with - 'zac and sara'


7. amy winehouse -back to black (2007)
swingy, sassy, salty. this album smells like old ciggys and stale booze. put on your ray bans and exude the attitude.
song to start with - 'me and mr jones'


8. amos lee- amos lee (2005)
at some point you'll be laying on a deck or poolside and you'll want something really chill and fun to put on.
song to start with - 'dreamin''


9. jason mraz- tonight not again (2005)
a great live cd, perfect jason mraz sampling from his early days when he was a talented individual. put on while you're driving to your destination and time will fly.
song to start with -'common pleasure'


10. poison- the best of poison (remastered 2006)
i know, another best of, but its POISON.
song to start with - ' talk dirty to me' obviously.



enjoy your break suckas!

summer shoes.

so, by now you've figured out that i am a style genius. BUT something you don't know is that i love to shop a budget! so, not only did i pick out summer shoes for each of your summer outings, but they are all under $70! yay for me, and also for you! 

as we all know, my favorite color is mint. luckily for me, mint is very in this season. also for summer please remember to explore the coral and blush color palates (super classic colors)

oh and also, don't expect to see a sneaker heel in here, as i am physically repulsed by them.

 these boots don't exactly scream "summer" but they do scream "erin". hidden spikes and mint color? i obviously must have these. 

for the rest, if you MUST own a summer boot (which i never understood, but i guess it's a thing) please keep it light and dainty. these mint boots have a lovely dip in the top which is flattering on the ankle.  that bow? so fabulous, its a little tease of whats going on in the back! 

please don't wear them during the day, for risk you will be mistaken for a classy street walker. also i would pair them with a structured black dress and low key baubles for a martini bar night with friends. 

 flats flats flats! these are kind of nautical, kind of beachy, very wearable. i like how they mimic an espadrille - easy and classic. 

i would wear these to brunch, or during any day adventure. pair with shorts, skirts, dresses... super versatile! (ps this pair is 12 bucks- kind of a score)

ohhh baby. nothing says fancy summer nights like a metallic accessory.  this tiny gold bow is super dainty without being cutesy or little girl-ish. 

this is a total first date with a new boy heel. wear them to dinner to show off your stems and pedicure. pair with a little dress and a smile. 

these are a personal favorite. a good nude shoe is so clutch, but a platform pump is not always appropriate for the swingy summer season. these are a good sandal structure but have a hidden bad girl element with the nude spikes. 

remember that boy you went on the first date with in the black heels above? well you have a second date? or a third? these are now showing your sexy, stylish side without being off putting or distracting. since these are nude they go with everything! please wear with short short short dresses as they will make your legs look a million miles long. 

coral baby coral. look at that color. what i love about coral is that it goes flawlessly with every single skin tone. are you a pale porcelain doll like me? fabulous. are you a mocha goddess? genius. everything in between? totes amaze. the delicate straps are almost a t- strap, and they are super delicate and pretty.

these are pretty versatile. summer job interview? yep. dinner with your girlfriends? obviously. making that bitch from college jealous? of course, and she got faaaat. these can go with a crop ankle pant, or a skirt, or a dress. obviously not a causal shoe, please dont pair with ..... gulp.... denim shorts. 

ah! so conservative. but in a fun flirty way. those zig zags are super fun and a nice texture detail. plus they are in black? nothing says easy like a black shoe.

hey how are things going with that new boyfriend? oh you have to meet his folks? ahhhh ! wait! grab these shoes. they are sweet and very fun without being slutty or threatening. lets get serious, you're not going to wear flats right? unless you're meeting them in a field or a backyard bbq (see above striped flats). these would be great for a casual meet and greet at a bar or restaurant. please pair them with a dress or trousers and a summery top. 

MINT and a wacky top? sign me up. these are so fun and super trendy (which i'm normally against) but they are just so damn fun.  mint is another color that really goes with every girls skin, and every girls wardrobe. you would be surprised how much matches with mint, other mint, blue, cream, black.... if you're unsure about a color- just try it! 

wear these to a fun summer wedding! 

girls night bitches! blush and a wedge. you knew it was coming. i love the detail in the front. its fun without being in your face. 

this is such an obvious shoe! wear these EVERYWHERE. bar with the girls while you're wearing shorts and a mens v neck t shirt,  brunch with said girls the next day (maybe still in the shorts and v neck), farmers market, poolside in a tiny bikini (a little 'real housewives' but whatev), taking your niece to the zoo,  library..... anywhere! they are so fun and pretty.

ok amigos, you have my list- go forth and be fabulous! 

the devil.

things that are the devil.

1. people with pet birds.

2. what kim jong un has done to his fathers fashion legacy

3. half eaten fruit.

4. wet anything.

5. socks

6. refined sugar

7. sweet tea

8. paula deen

9. mtv

10. republicans

11. creepy tattoos

12. knockoffs

13. soccer

14. comic books.

15. paper money.

16. dead dogs.

17. men in ill fitting suits

18. old chapstick.

19. pintrest.

20. old family guy episodes.

21. anne hathaway

22. anne hathaway

23. anne hathaway