welcome to superbowl sunday. a big day for advertisers, puppies and drunk guys.
so what to wear? what to eat? what to do? you, my friend, have come to the right place for these answers.
erin's 10 superbowl rules.
1. don't wear something weird please. you're watching football, not mountain climbing/going ballroom dancing/being a freshman in college. jeans and a cute blouse will do ladies. but nothing fancy, nothing overwhelming. i will be in boyfriend cut jeans, rolled at the hem (7 for all mankind) and a oxford (ralph lauren) with driving moccs (calvin). my jewelry will be minimum, although i might try my really cute betsy johnson football helmet earrings. theme!
2. don't regret what you eat. simple rule. its a big day for fried, dipped, and battered. be smart. eat a veggie somewhere in there.
3. don't be the drunk girl. this is not just a superbowl rule, its an always rule. being the drunk girl is not only gross but its just so sad.
4. if you don't know the sport, don't talk. please. please. please.
5. don't insist on watching the 'puppy bowl' unless you're with the girls.
6. don't talk during commercials. simple.
7. don't sing along with beyonce. she's the 'professional', you are the person on the couch. on the same note, don't criticize beyonce until later in the night. you'll look like a jealous, green monster idiot.
8. this should be obvious but, no heels girls. i know that you should have gotten that in rule one, but sometimes... ya know..
9. remember to smile and have fun. you should have fun. its a fun day.
10. be beautiful no matter what happens. that's always my last rule, you're beautiful inside and out. enjoy it!
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