ultimate truth.

i'm old. everyone knows this. and as i age, i find that my preferences for certain things changes dramatically (anyone remember the time we all thought the dave matthews band was soooo deeeeep?)

there are, however, a few things i know i will always enjoy.

these are my 15 ultimate truths. 

1. i will never be over the concept that a sinkhole once ate a man in florida.

2. i will always prefer a black shiny manicure over a pink one.

3. spongebob squarepants will always be funny.

4. i will always scribble incoherent notes on post-its, put them in my purse, and be very confused upon their discovery at a later date.

5. i will always prefer boyfriend cut jeans over anything else (sorry yogies).

6. flowers bought by a boy will always make me blush.

7. i will always find the muppets both gorgeous and yet so sad. 

8. i will always own way too many shoes.

9. i will always cry at the end of the phantom of the opera, and les mis. 

10. i will never be able to pull off daytime eye shadow.

11. i will always be a Mets fan. 

12. i will always own a dog.

13. i will always think sports bars are more fun than anything that involves the word "club"

14. i will never understand why couples bathe together... (it is so creepy.)

15. i will never understand or enjoy electronic music... is this 1996? 

do you have any? xo.