first date jitters.

so so so. hot summer relationships are right around the corner and unless you're some kind of wizard you will, at some point, find yourself staring across a bar/dinner table/alter at some hottie and your mind will go blank.

WELL WELL WELL, its time for aunt juicebox to dole out the old advice again. you will thank me when such a situation comes up because i'm about to arm you with a mess of first date conversation starters.


1. "....so i bet you're wondering what products i use in my hair"

2. "who is your favorite dictator?"

3.  "have you ever thought about being a serial killer? i have"

4. "....what? .... no?..... you didn't just ask me to have your babies? are you sure?"

5. "what meds are you on?"

6. "do you know what the difference is between tights and hose?"

7. "gays creep me out"

8. "do you want to talk about yogurt?"

9. "what is your take on the whole Galliano drama?"

10. "i fucked bob dylans uncle once"

11. "which animal are you most sexually attracted to?"

12. "my dad and i have bunk beds"

13. "remember 9/11?"

14. "sorry i just have this ITCH!"

15. "tell me about your relationship with Jesus Christ"



go forth and LOVE ! xo